Category: Joke Board
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic,
And I am too!
Hope this doesn't offend anyone, but, if it does, my alter ego wrote this.
It offended me...no it didn't...yes it did...no it didn't...
oh my God, he read my mind, he's at my window, he's watching me, they're watching me, stalking me, they're gonna get me, and myself, and I too! ahh!!!
Okay: we know I'm in there, if I don't come out with our hands up, I'm coming in after me.
that wasn't even funny.